Hello from all of us here at Bloodclot Films.

It is said that the average human attention span is only 8 seconds–that’s barely a successful bull ride. By this logic, we’ve already lost most of you (especially those slow readers who aren’t as sharp as the rest of us).

However, to those of you who are still here–CONGRATS! You have just embarked upon a glorious journey. Bloodclot Films is here, and you are with us. Are you ready for a wild ride?

(In the unlikely event that you still don’t understand “what Bloodclot Films actually is” or “what Bloodclot Films actually does,” we’ll dumb it down for you: we write (and sometimes film) funny stuff. If you like comedy, great. If you don’t like comedy, then just go on and get out of here, because Bloodclot Films doesn’t have time for your nonsense.  All of us here at Bloodclot FIlms have bigger fish to fry. You mean nothing to us.)

(scene from HBO’s 2019 hit limited series Clotnoble, featuring Bloodclot Films)